Valve Software
is a video game development and digital distribution company based
in Bellevue , Washington . They are also gigantic port
teasers, megalomaniacs, dark magicians, and puppet masters, with the power to make living breathing
grown ass human individuals terrified to purchase video games before
the next steam sale goes down.
Think I'm gonna bite at that Just Cause 2 deal early? No, ya
damn fool. I am not, when I know it's gonna be in the Square pack I passed up last
year! Wha gwon pon de blud clot bwatte bwoy? My Jamaican is getting
much better thank you, as well as my patience, i'll... wait. Your
move, Steam.
There is nothing the company can do to surprise gamers short of releasing the next chapter in
that game they made about the period of time it takes for the amount of a
substance undergoing decay to decrease by half, but they wouldn't be dumb
enough to do that.
Well, they might, but I think they have seen enough Duke
Nukem Forever launches to understand giving in to fan mobs is less lucrative
than waiting to release the event with a level of polish they can be
proud of. Also, creative heads jobs are in. Lawdavemercy.