Rounds is a game about humble beginnings.
Ok I'm sorry you jackasses, was nobody going to tell me about bidets and what they do to a person's quality of life?! I used one for the first time at a fancy place (like one of those places with no metal detectors and people park your car for you) and... dear god... I've spent over half my life biblically unclean. Verified.
I'm sure I've seen a bidet before in my travels but I'm American so of course I assumed an inverted spigot in a toilet meant that people from other countries drank from the toilet. What other conclusion could I glean given the evidence? But I let it go because I refuse to judge those heathens, no disrespect.
My life has been defined by coming to grips with the doo-doo status quo and the Machiavellian agenda of big paper. When introduced to baby wipes I said to myself, "Well, it can't get any better than this." Yes it can fool, and America has dammed me to years of mud butt simply to line Charmin's coffers. Two spritz of a bidet and I'm twerkin' on a cloud. I can't go back, I won't.
Listen, whatever the fuck else we were doing here, saving the internet, saving the world, saving ourselves, it's over. Done. Now we are all about getting a bidet installed in every home in the 50 States like yesterday. The whole world has been using these things forever, what the hot steaming fuck have we been spending our infrastructure money on oh military ah shit right.
Is this pivot selfish? Yes, will it bring the U.S.A. lasting peace and usher in a new age of compassion and cooperation. Yes. I believe that. That's it, that's the whole post. And if you hate on this post without having actually used a bidet then you are a lost n!@# and I can't save you. Sorry for cursing, I'm fired up.
Shouts to information. From ~1k concurrent to king of Twitch in one long campaign. Wasn't me, was the kids. And please never imply a producer does anything ever again. It's rude. rip tb rip tc rip tall-t. Love is wise, hatred is foolish. Get out there and do great things, we believe in you. Also Jobz.
