First Class Trouble is a game about next steps.
I recently learned that people think im "chill." That's hilarious, because every person that actually knows me that read that sentence just shook their head in unison. I know for a fact that if asked, they would all describe me as some version of a creepy doll that just sits there staring into your soul, judgingly. But they would postface it with, "No disrespect tho, that's my boy."
I even have a signature odor which my buddy dubbed "Menthol Treachery." It's the alchemic product of an unwashed army jacket soaking in marijuana, menthol cigarettes, and untreated depression for twenty plus years. I quit smoking a few years back but they say it still hangs on me like a phantom limb.
People also say I'm very accepting, which is a fuckin lie. I am one hundred percent intolerant to a specific group of people and they to me. A war I was born into and that will continue till all that are left are better people than both of us. The other group on my shitlist are people in socks and sandals.
Roman straps, Gucci slides, I hate them all. I hate that I live in a world where a twenty two year old kid can walk into work wearing a pair of neon green Croks covered in PAX pins and I just have to sit there and live my life.
Like, it started with a homie being like, I'mma just go get the mail in my slippers. No one said a thing, it's calm. Then it was like, "I'mma pop into the corner store, want anything?" And you worry that they just walked out in house shoes because like, why house shoes if not in the house? but it's no biggie, it's chill. Cut to them just getting up and going to work in fuckin' Calvin and Hobbes themed socks wrapped in Birkenstocks and they are a whole Astrophysicist and you wish California would fall into the goddam sea.
If this is what all those people who bugged out and told me to pull up my pants felt like all the time, then, well, I get it now. I'm sorry, but I do. What was I talking about? Oh right First Class Trubs. It's just The Ship, you ain't fooling anybody Lance. No disrespect tho, it's a fun game.
Oh and to all the people coming in hot about what I said about crypto and how I'm no longer an "ally." Listen, I'll be clear. One, I never was, you just kept hearing yes, and two It's not about the technology, it's not about government control, it's about you being overwhelmingly untrustworthy. Like, it's a trait you humblebrag about for fuck sake. And bullying people into not challenging crypto is...I can't... soft skills, we talked about this yea? Godspeed you intrepid sociopath, godspeed.
Rip TC Rip TB Rip Tall-T. Love is wise, hatred is foolish. Get out there and do great things, we believe in you. Also Jobs.
