Mario Kart Tour is a game about Macroeconomics.
Mario Kart is a great game, but a terrible product. So in other words, it's a video game made for apple and android devices. Its the same exercise in fun futility as always, except this time you move your thumb around your smartphone like a high school kid searching for the clitoris.
Launch a pipe here to get drivers. Attach a glider cause you gonna need it. Upgrade said glider through a leveling system. Grab red rubies to mix with do-dads to grab grand stars for the... What the fuck is all this, then? I would not have been mad if you just gave me Mario Kart.
The first few tours are fun. Then a wild spike hits where all of the other racers have become Initial-D drift experts and nothing in your life works anymore. Anyway, I'm having fun.
Also anyway what's all this talk about a Civil War in the states? Did I miss a tweet? The early definition of civil refers to quiet and peaceable behavior. We are none of that, so a civil war is not what we would get.
It would be more like a civil collapse. The duct tape holding America together has been a strong central government overseeing finance, commerce, national defense, foreign affairs, and laws. That tape has shorn loose and now just about all those things are done by the private sector. Talk about an easy bucket.
The last Civil War was about the government telling rednecks to chill. This one would be about the government being rednecks that need to chill.
I know it's off-brand and all, but I am starting to believe that leaving a cyberpunk-dystopian world where my nieces and nephews are fighting over cans of peaches in a burned-out Walgreens isn't as good an idea as it seemed when the shenanigans began.
Also, where the fuck is Luigi? Dude is on the cover of the game, but ain't in the game. At this point, I gotta feel like they are going out of their way to disrespect my dude. Free Luigi.
Shouts to info. Rip TC Rip TB Rip Tall T. Love is wise, hatred is foolish. Get out there and do great things, we believe in you. Also Jobz.
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