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Sunday, September 15, 2019

Issue : Games : Continual


Borderlands 3 is a game about insanity

Borderlands 3 is the same game as the Borderlands that released in October 2009. How you feel about that statement is the shibboleth guiding us into the new age. Some people like what was going on ten years ago, some people don't. Such is life.

The point is, it doesn't matter how you feel. Like a parent on a fixed income with no time to cook, the family is getting whatever is on the way home and if you do not like it, then do not eat.

Speaking of American politics, the first democratic presidential debate was a goddamn shitshow. That assertion could be softened, but why? I just watched what looked like "Glass Joe," "Gabby Jay," and "Bald Bull" politely discuss who's gonna get punched out by Mike Tyson next year.

The debate was a reality TV show called "How to lose to the devil," featuring a wacky cast of characters like,

"Old incoherent blue republican who shouldn't be running for so many reasons."
"Other old incoherent guy who looks like he yells at trash bags on the street."
"White Obama clone without the skill."
"Black Obama clone without the gravitas."
"Asian Obama clone born in a silicon valley lab."
"White woman who showed up to a honky-tonk for a fair fight."
"A Bay area DA known for casting shade in the light."

There are, like, others. Here they are, I don't have time to disrespect them all cause I got deflated naming off a fraction of these goons. Some of these assholes would have been passable against McCain or Romney because they are all politicians. They would debate, it would be civil. They would lose. Life goes on.

It's not 2008 anymore. The church is married to state but its mistress is marketing. You gotta be with the shit. None of this "let's take it easy on each other so we can be fresh for the big fight." Listen, that is 4 flavors of stupid. Like an MMA guy saying, "Don't wrestle me while we spar, bro. I'm not strong in that skill and the big fight's comin soon." And all that talkin' bout the guy who wasn't there, campaign donations.

All of this is going according to the playbook, cept this time it's democratic hell in a cell instead of republican. When I was a kid I believed a decade to be an unimaginably long time. So much can change, I thought.

Have I ever told you what the definition of insanity is?

Shout's to info. Rip TB Rip TC Rip Tall-T. Love is wise, hatred is foolish. Get out there and do great things, we believe in you. Also Jobs.

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