The avengers is a fictional team of superheroes.
The original team was made up of Iron Man (Tony
Stark), Ant-Man (Dr. Henry Pym), Wasp
(Janet Van Dyne), Thor, and the Hulk
(Bruce Banner).
Iron Man was born a billionaire playboy, and mean drunk, who
also happened to make stuff. He became a superhero by using the money his
father made to put together a big clunky metal suit to protect the person
within. It could fly, and shoot big lasers out of little lasers, and all
types of ill shit that whoever inside of it
could control remotely. The suit was so well made that it beat
anything it went up against, it was pretty good tech.
Everybody thought the suit was badass, but nobody could
stand the guy inside it. They couldn't stand him because the guy
inside that big clunky thing had it so good for so long he forgot how to treat
people. He lost it, and began to see the suit as a right, and
not privilege, or better yet, a blessing.
He got so comfortable living high in the shadow of the suit
that one day he talked slick to a person that wanted to know more about it. The
person politely asked Iron Man about a version
of the suit he had pre-ordered.
In response Iron Man said, fuck you, it's done when Iron Man
says its done, and don't come round here no more, because I will call the
Avengers and the rest of my powerful buddies if you want to get it
popping, because I am Iron Man, and you are a fart in the breeze, and that is
how it is.
Later on Captain
America was discovered in some ice, which began cracking due to
Iron Mans reckless mouth. Then Captain America
woke up, and everybody stopped listening to Iron Man.
