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Sunday, April 24, 2016

Issue : Games : Spurious




Aurion: Legacy of the Kori-Odan is a game about fidelity.

It's basically Remember The Time : The Video Game, and wow is it a great RPG. These guys have been paying attention. Their combo system and story could teach the triple AAA's a few things. I picked the title up expecting it to not be good because I am American and have been trained to believe anything that comes from Africa is inherently inferior, especially myself. 

So now I have to figure out a way to diminish this achievement to justify my immutable programming. Hmmm, let me dip into the bag real quick... oh there I have it. It's because they are liars. All of the gods and kings of Africa depicted in Aurion are black, and that's not true. I know it's not true because I just watched the documentary Gods of Egypt. It's the same as when I believed Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell was Asian. Nice try, Cameroon. You have heart though, the'll give you that.

Anyway, switching gears it's cool to see Harriet Tubman will be on the US 20 dollar bill because it hearkens back to a time when black people were used as actual currency in America. The woman spent her life shepherding people away from the system she will now represent without her expressed permission, because she dead. Hey, things seem a little better, she might have been cool with it, so why not? It's great to know that Trump supporters will have a wad of Harriet's in their pocket, able to spend her in any way they see fit. Least it's not a penny. Can't wait to see what will be written on her face in permanent ink. What a time to be alive. 

Alrighty then... I hope information reaches out to Patton and makes sure he is ok. The world weeps for a prince and the man lost his Queen. No one will know how much that guy actually does for geeks every single day and you could tell he was fearless because she was riding shotgun. I don't know... Love and loss are both a deep well. Be well, hug the ones you love today, and also Jobs.

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